Wednesday, May 26, 2004

April, just so you know, there are no excuses for not owning your own copy of 'Corky's Debt to his Father' by Mayo Thompson. he sings "when i smell that new perfume in your secret places..." he sings of everything important in the world and his music is thee best music that any person can or will ever make. true. mp3 dot com has mp3s. i freak when i imagine it: an amalgam, and an intercession of god himself, bringing together an (un)holy sextet of entirely male sweetness: tim kinsella, will oldham, robert johnson, jagger/richards, paul maccartney, david grubbs, ...and that's a sextet. if i die tomorrow, that is my passing recommendation to you, in order to increase your quality of life in some way: buy it. then buy another copy for a friend as i did. that's the only way i can imagine it right now. because it is THEE BEST ALBUM EVER RECORDED. (besides mine.) well, duh! cheers. at least, it would be respite from the hammy fairyfag tunes of Of montreal, which you will deny three times before the rooster crows--chances are. mark my slang editorial. shout outs to cappadonna cappachino to the afro-sheen. shout outs to ghostface for his new bomb joint (the second best album ever). also for using the word pussy more times in one verse than i've ever heard. shout outs to prince for recording sing o' the times. shout outs to jagger/richards for writing baggars banquet. shout outs to animal collective for recording the best album i haven't heard yet. shout outs to 'trane for infuencing my sax playing a whole lot so that i may able to one day be the music referencing soul-love child of coltrane and nico. props go to jon richman and the modern lovers who are coming to b-more. props to arrington for drawing a completely nekkid woman touching herself and pointing at a poison apple on my thermal undershirt. thanks for reading.

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Ground and Sky - Music Reviews
if a person doth not own the new pg six album: that person is rendered stupid.
'My only premise is that there are times when one must attack with complete ruthlessness and fight with lethal fury. This fury and ruthlessness must be harnessed and directed to the gravest possible damage—to kill.'
Ananova - Rasputin's penis to be sex museum's star attraction