Wednesday, March 31, 2004

darla rose: "did you see what Sven was doing last night to you,behind your back?"

jackie joe: "like, totally multi-whatevers! he can do what he wants... idon't like him anymore. i can't say whatever enough. it's a completelymulti-whatevers moment, you know?"

darla rose: "yaaaah, i thought so. it's definitely a time to revel in
innumerable whatevers! hence MULTI-WHATEVER! whateverers everywhere need to unite on this one and form a big giant MULTI-WHATEVER on an ink pad that we can stamp on Sven's forehead. then the whole world could see your intense complacency and indifference towards him and his shenanigans. i
can't express my agreement enough with your alignment with the
Multi-Whatever creedo here. I agree 100%"

jackie joe: "well, i don't know, how many 'whatevers' do you think are encompassed in the Multi prefix in my particular situation?"

darla rose: "at least 100 whatevers. that's what i'd bet on."

jackie joe: "i think that's pretty close. i would respond with 50 or less
whatevers by their full name, said 50 times over. i would freak and say at least 2 whatevers per second, i'd be done in less than a minute....once you feel the weight of over 50 whatevers, i usually turn to the multi-whatever though as a catch all for the potency of 50 or more 'whatevers' in one swoop of whatever justice."

darla rose: "yeah, totally."